Avoid them before they Kill...

You might think this is a blog about some health related stuff regarding food or pills that can kill you if you ingest them, but NO this is about women who can cause equal damage to men who are caught unawares by them and subsequently bludgeoned to death!
I shall define them one after another now.
The first one is the Agony Aunt!
This is a class of women who think giving advise is what they are born for! they have an advise for anyone remotely ready to hear them. They are always on the lookout for people who look like they have some problem and there they corner them and give them a dose of ADVICE! They seriously think that it is their business to listen to anyone whining their problems and provide them with some form of advice.
Then come the Cribbing Women!
This is a class of women who have no joy in saying anything good.
They have a huge list of complaints which can range from the AC at their workplace to Nuclear proliferation! There is no limit to their list of problems. Normal people would complain once in a while but these women are at their art 24x7x365 days a year and they are proud of it.
But mind you, do not try to offer advise or suggest a solution to them because they would not like it and also because you could end up being an Agony Uncle!

The Third class of women to avoid is those who say their in-laws are descendants of HITLER or SATAN himself! They curse them and hate them to the core but these are the same ones who showed atmost dedication in serving them before you marry them!

The newest class that seems to be growing in modern or Urban India is
"I HAVE SIZE ZERO" kind of women!
I am still in the process of understanding their Psycology which is quite complicated, the reason being they act as if the food they are about to eat is poison and hence should be consumed in a microscopic amount! Not sure why and what they would gain from a zero size figure which will be nothing but skin and bones.
Looking at them i feel they are real life images of the concentration camp victims! The only difference being they were sad having size zero and the women now are happy to be one... but further research is going on in this field and will update all on their kind once i finish!

I thought of writing this blog in the interest of all those unsuspecting men who otherwise would lose their Sanity in such a dangerous company of women!
Beware and be alert..... till then...
Cheers to Life!